callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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excuse me while i cry forever

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

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modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

…is nobody going to talk about how great her butt is? and how in shape she is? and how i can’t decide if i want to be her or be on her?

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

…is nobody going to talk about how great her butt is? and how in shape she is? and how i can’t decide if i want to be her or be on her?

(via jofrow)

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

(via jofrow)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

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It’s my life goal to actually use this line

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via californiagoland)

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

ajantas:

yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier

(via californiagoland)

miss-eevee:

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

i was not ready for the last one

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keylimesliceoflife:

IN CASE ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT A PORCUPINE SOUNDS LIKE, THE ANSWER IS REALLY FUCKING ADORABLE HOLY SHIT

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via ruinedchildhood)

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

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