yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
Nice to meet you. Hope you're having a great day. <3
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND THE KID WAS LIKE “I WANNA FIND SOMEONE I LOVE LIKE YOU LOVE HIM!!”
I’m so sad about the numerous asks I got being astonished that a gay teacher was even hired
I keep coming back to that quotation.
It’s the equivalent of going up to someone with a broken leg and saying “it’s all in your leg”. Yes, truly your diagnostic skills are without compare.
|Dumbledore:||The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students|
|Dumbledore:||Except for detention|
|Dumbledore:||Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest|
|Dumbledore:||Doesn't that make so much sense|
|Dumbledore:||I'm so good at rules|
|Dumbledore:||Ten points to Dumbledore|